my fav coworker drunk called me once and left a voicemail, but it was completely in Spanish! I didn’t even know he spoke another language and he doesn’t even remember calling! Still have that voicemail saved
my 28 year old brother has different levels of drunk. After the crazy, dancing, and jumping through table phase he starts calling family members and crying to them on the phone. He tells each person he calls how much he loves them and why he loves them all while crying so hysterically you can barely understand what he is saying.
friend in TX that calls after happy hour on Fridays. A bottle of red and he's in love
my college professor called me all drunk I guess he wanted to teach me more then "advanced" anatomy I wanted to die!
Dad and I don't talk, but when we did he would call me drunk and tell me about the girls that he would hook up with from the bar that are my age.