I was speaking at my brothers farewell. I sneezed ad got a bloody nose. I panicked and ended saying dammit this is BS into the microphone.
baby gender reveal; I was helping my older brothers wife; messed up big time because she said twin boys and I put two girls haha
I was flown to Minnesota for an interview with top executives--they asked for my resume, I pulled it out of my purse put it on the desk and noticed after I set it down there was a light days pad stuck to the folder!
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