Talk louder, I'm eating corn nuts!

I see stupid people

I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally ! – Robb

My email signature would be: "I would love to explain it to you but I don't have any crayons!" :)

I'm not a bitch. I just have a low tolerance for BS

Should read: "don't come for me unless I send for you!"

My work email being the boss is "beatings will continue until morale improves"

My tag would account set up for my new boobs @ usu credit union. All donations welcome!

My tag is, I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

Try anything once, twice if you like it

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step

Put off today what you can do tomorrow

"Good with my wood". I'm a carpenter

The first word in 'assuming' is 'ass'. Don't be one.

Mine would be stay at peace not pieces :-)

" A true champion believes in himself, when no one else will"

Drink it through

I thought it was a good idea at the time

Scars are proof that the past was real

Strange people are normal. Normal people are strange.

Kindness is not my weakness!!

Mine would be " you are right, I do think I'm better than you!"

Frankie, your email tag should be "Nobody puts Frankie in the corner. "

If you ain't first you're last

Dare to be fabulous

That's what she said

We have a large amount of complaints I need too look over. But first. Let me take a selfe

Living well is the best revenge.

Laugh it up fuzzball

Tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes!

Mine would say: "I've never been able to look at cereal since I walked in on my parents having Chex"

My tag line would be: "You think I'm an a-hole and I'm ok with that."

My quote... 'You don't remember what you don't do'.

Mine would be, "shhhh, I really don't care."

I'm a labor and delivery nurse...I could sign off my emails "at your cervix"

I may own the castle, but my princesses rule it!

Mine would be: "I can speak 3 languages but can't say NO in any of them"

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. This way you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes too!

My email tag line could also be. America: speak English or leave!

I didn't do it! Ok, I did... But let me explain...