Can of pledge up the bum. He said "he sat down on accident and the can was there"

 

My cousin has a lady come in with a rubber ducky up her butt. She supposedly fell on it in the shower. Perfect aim

 

22 q tips up a man's member. He said he was a drunk and it was a dare.

 

"vacuuming his car in his boxers, and the hose slipped"

 

A corn cob. Said he "fell while gardening naked"

 

patient that her and her friend decided to have a drunken bet with a beer bottle

 

I work in a nursing home and an elderly women lost her tooth brush in her whohaa! Said she had an itch and was getting it

 

A corn Cobb holder stuck up a ladies rectum. She said she swallowed it!!! Right?

 

A man came into the emergency room with a light bulb full size light bulb up his rear end and he just had to say I have no excuse don't ask!