I flirt with a ex co-workers hot sister to piss him off

 I got laid off for no reason and I still have access to one of the reports that I did so I go in every once in awhile and delete a line here or there

we had a roommate that would always buy a ton of milk forgetting she already had milk in the fridge. We started dying all her milk with food coloring and she wasn't too bright and would get grossed out and dump out her green or yellow milk saying "I don't know what happened."

my uncle lives in Montana and every time he comes in town he tp's his brother, Garth. After seven times, Garth still thinks it's my little sister