Had skin cancer on my back surgically removed--BIG scar. Say it's a knife wound. Technically correct.
fractured my tibia walking in NYC. I told people I got kicked by a horse getting on a carriage ride.
My firefighter uncle has a big scar on his eye and tells everyone that a beam fell on his head while he was getting a kid out of a fire.
have a big scar on my knee told my son I was attacked by a shark he would one up all his friends
have a scar on my hand I say was from climbing a barbed wire fence... actually just burned myself taking a cake out of the oven
So I have this long scar on my butt when I wear a swimsuit it comes out and I tell people I got it when I was cliff diving
tore my achilles in the turkey bowl but I tell people it happened saving a puppy that had fallen through the ice, the girls love it
coworker had a nasty surgery scar on his head, would tell people his dad caught his head with a chainsaw
have 4 scratches across my chest that I got from falling over a fence and tell people it was a scratch from a bear when I lived in Alaska
My sister was 7, fell on the playground my dad told her school class she got in a fight with a tiger
drunk I superman down the stairs and now have a scar on my cheek when it happened I said I got in a bar fight instead
tumor on my neck in my early 20's, 4 inch scar from my ear toward the front. It's from when I was "mugged" :)