Look... no one wants to hear about senior citizens getting it on because then you think of your grandparents and it just gets weird. 

Oh... you mean... you don't think that? gtfoh yes you do. For a second. 

Then you might be like "well HEY! At least I have something to look forward to!"

These olds might be taking trips to Pound Town more than you... and apparently "all it takes is some vodka." [True].