Everything's bigger in Texas! I know for a fact that boobs are... I lived there for a while after being an intern here. 

ANYWAY... now they're supplying their people with this 99 pack case of beer. 

There's a reason it's not supplied up here... you gotta have a big ol' truck just to take it home! It's 7 feet long!

It only costs $99, so a buck a beer... not terrible, but they could do a discount on that, I feel. Buying bulk=wholesale prices, amiright?!